think of the most awesome living person you know. someone that's on a pedestal. someone you love to tell stories about. who is this person for me? nobody but harold pan. and for that, he deserves a tribute. because he is my favorite person to talk about when somebody asks how summer school is going.
let me explain. i won't go into depth here, because you can ask me more about him. it's far better in person. harold pan is a guy in my summer school speech class. he's had me intrigued since day one. mind you, i've said no more than about 3 sentences to him. he's more of the appreciate from afar kind of lad. he says whatever he wants, when he wants. the very first impromptu speech he had was about southwest airlines. just because he felt like it. i quote, "why i like southwest airlines. you can fly to over 70 cities and if you buy 8 round trips you get on free. yaaaay southwest airlines." he's a gem. whenever he gives a sentence about southwest airlines, an angel gets it's wings. harold pan is also obsessed with chase bank. every time he stands up to speak, he calls himself the chase bank buddy. throughout just two weeks of knowing harold, i have learned the following.
1) he only likes strawberry jelly.
2) if he wants something, he'll say it when he wants, no matter who else is talking.
3) he likes broad swords.
4) he feels good about himself when he finds pennies.
5) he likes southwest airlines and would make love to it if he could.
6) how to make a transitional phrase work no matter what you are saying.
therefore, (transitional phrase. harold loves these. he used 10 of them during his 11 minute speech that was supposed between 3 and 5 minutes.) harold deserves a tribute. i spent my golden 4 hours of physics class this morning thinking of beautiful productions that could be made with harold alone. also, i don't want these to end. with harold, impossible is nothing.
exemplary novels
my harold's keeper
lord of the harolds
confederacy of harold
angels and harold
harold pan and the goblet of fire (my personal favorite.)
a tale of two harold's
of mice & harold
the scarlet harold
a farewell to harolds
harold copperfield
movies
harold's just not that into you
harold story 3, in 3d
the book of harold
a harold to remember
harold's out of my league
the harold side
the godharold (1,2, and 3. i'll make you a harold you can't refuse.)
star wars: the harold strikes back
how to train your harold
how to lose harold in 10 days
10 things i hate about harold (impossible. i hate nothing.)
the harold club
the curious case of harold pan
forgetting harold pan (also, impossible.)
harold and the giant peach
according to harold pan
all about harold
harold hears a who
harold in wonderland (on a southwest airlines plane.)
remember the harold
finding harold
harold and the technicolor dreamcoat
along came harold
harold's new groove (i'd pay great money.)
land before harold
harold inc.
sweet home harold pan
i love you, harold pan
oh harold, where art thou?
harold pan's day off
tv shows
harold's anatomy
the secret life of harold pan
harold pantana
two and a half harold's
what i like about harold
i love more than anything for all of the above to exist. and when the 5 weeks of summer school is over, i will still know that i can fly to 70 cities with southwest airlines. thanks, harold. this flight is for you.
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