a case of the mondays.

[first and foremost, ask laura bergersen about how she got hives this weekend. actually, don't. i'm going to share with the whole internet world. laura bergersen got hives by sleeping on a carpet. just stab her with an epi pen when you see her. if that isn't weaksauce, i don't know what is.

laura bergersen's list of allergies

1) milk, dairy, cheese, lactose.

2) carpet. (shag is okay.)

3)cinnamon.

4) chocolate.

5) strawberries.

6) anesthesia.

7) small children.

8) rubber bands

9) anything with a pulse. ]

onto the true post of today,

i did more taking photos of terrible fashion around hcc. luckily for me, i didn't get caught this time. harold taught me how to be stealth. he's such a ninja.

first and foremost, hcc has greek life. i don't care what psi beta is, but i'm going to be a part of it. this sorority looks poppin'. i can't decide if the lady in the yellow in the back is the house mother or an active member. i can safely say that i'm okay with either situation. my only problem is, do i have to have a middle part to be in this? i just got over that like, a year ago.

this floor length jirt (jean-skirt, get with it.) had 2 snakes looking like they were slithering up to her waist. i. kid. you. not. if that's attractive, let me know. i'll bet when she walks they look like they're slithering. kind of like my mermaid tattoo that dances when i flex. which is all the time. (ps - how great did i do getting this picture? so nonchalant. thanks.)

popped collar? i wouldn't be surprised if she turned around and it had a huge hollister eagle or abercrombie moose on it. i'm just saying. maybe i'm just bitter because i could never fit into hollister, but that's just me. today i salute you, miss constant collar popper. you, bedecked in popped collar, teach me that i no longer have to live with a cold, back of the neck. sure, your pink alligator polo may look lame to some, but know you are a special breed. crack open a fresh bottle of candy cologne, miss abercrombie. (or is it fitch?)

the situation got his hair cut since last week, but still uses the same amount of gel. this ratio is out of control and kind of makes me nauseous for 3 tables away.

scrunchie girl/mom. she throws me for a loop. i can't decide is she's 20 years old or 35-40. the scruchie obviously means she was alive in 1994, but that doesn't change much. her face is so ambiguous, but i'm determined to find out.

and i leave you with a game. how many times can you find the name arusha on this poster? there is a bonus one, as well. clearly, she's a big deal.