byo high school.

i'm going to play a game with myself. this blog can be for my entertainment too, right? it's called google old yearbook photos and do the best i can to see what this person was like in high school and see where they are now. like a build your own high school. sims high school, if you will. brilliant? yes. shameful? i thought you would never ask.

the disclaimer for this is the same as the facebook default post. sorry about it.

kristen chenowith 20 years ago? is that you? did you take out your french braids right before this photo or use a conair crimper? i've done both.

past: i'm assuming this girl was a cheerleader, and part of the celibacy club, similar to quinn on glee. being similar to quinn also allows me to see a forecast with a 95% chance of getting pregnant and scattered showers of tears and being kicked out of your home. she was also ahead of the game with a side part. why did every one get this notion but me? but that is neither here nor there.

future: the child she had in high school is now 16 years old and loves having a young mother that's cool and hip and is skinnier than her. she's also drinking martini's by the tennis courts monday through wednesday and lives pretty stress free. oh, jealousy.

now that's the middle part i'm talking about. glad i can categorize myself with this champion.

past: this was the "misunderstood" boy. he kept to himself, and drew sketches all the time in class, or terrible lyrics to tell his band made of trash cans. you'd only hear him say words like "yeah" "uh" or "uh huh". kind of like a 18 year old little rascal.

present: see past and add twenty years.

(wait, he looks like jacob black. ruff.)

these middle parts are going hard. now i feel more in place.

this is the previous guy's trash can drummer.

the attractive one. i just needed one on here.

past: football stud, danny zuko, my boyfriend (i just lol-ed everywhere.), blah blah.

present: everything but my boyfriend.

yes, please.

past: a hungry boy. the male version of me.

present: a celebrity with his own tv show, an average family, and a brilliant british baby and a dog more responsible than he is. i can only aspire to be the present version.

pretty good graduating class to me.