bad lyrics, part 1.

some songs are genius. for example, nelly's "grillz" could have my favorite line ever produced. "call me george foreman, cause i'm selling everybody grills." seriously? awesome. i remember using this for my allusion notebook freshman year of high school. this page alone caused me to lose my a. but, with good lyrics come terribly bad ones.

love game - lady gaga

"let's have some fun this beat is sick, i wanna take a ride on your disco stick."

disco stick, miss gaga? can i have the origin of the word, please? seriously, all i think about is a bedazzled harry potter nimbus 2000 in the middle of a quidditch match with quaffles and bludgers flying at me. all while wearing a beanie baby dress. hence why she has a lightening bolt on her face. so unoriginal, gaga. jk rowling > you. simple math.

balla baby - chingy

"i'll have them black, white, puerto rican, or haitian. japanese, chinese, or even asian."

take geography, ching-a-ling. hoody hoo.

obesssed - mariah carey

"seeing through you like you're bathing in windex."

in elementary school,my friend leanne took a bath in purell hand sanatizer (i peed my pants when i heard that story, lu. i need to get that together soon. it's getting embarrassing.) her skin wanted to fall off her body. obviously, mariah doesn't know leanne. nor has she taken chemistry and know that cleaning products makes your skin want to dissolve.

21 questions - 50 cent

"i love you like a fat kid loves cake."

1) this lasted all middle school and it makes me vomit in my mouth

2) this is hallmark quality. flattering, really.

3) coming from a fat childhood, i don't like cake that much. so, i don't appreciate this 50.

tattoo - jordin sparks

"'you're on my heart just like a tattoo."

put a tattoo on your heart and tell me how that goes, j. aka, unknown man i am singing about, you are in my bloodstream like toxic ink that i'll have sagging when i'm 80.

your love is my drug - ke$ha

"i like your beard."

i like your dollar sign. and that's how i end all my sentences too.

alejandro - lady gaga

"dont call my name, roberto, fernando, alejandro."

lady. what is his name? you're so misleading.

human - the killers

"are we human? or are we dancer?"

i am both. i take offense to this.