semi annual blog post? yes, okay.

i'm just so sorry. after many persistent text messages, death threats, and complaints about my lack of posting on this gem of a blog, i've decided to throw in a semi-annual blog post. since tests are over for about 39 hours, i have some time to throw in some sass and maybe some inspiration. in the same post? doesn't that cancel them out? oh, math. you slay me. i'm about 4 months rusty, so pardon. sorry about it.

some look-alikes. you are welcome.

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i can't really say that i've embarrassed myself to mi$$ bo$$'s potential this summer besides the usual snarting, falling in public, and confusing myself up with my little in pi phi who is oddly identical.

school is going well. i have teachers who climb on tables and crawl like babies (exhibit a)

so i can't really complain to much. i also have this bushel of love that sits in front of me every tuesday and thursday and it takes every ounce of me to not touch.

as for my last class, chemistry 2, my teacher is obsessed with second life. she physically cannot get enough chemistry in her first life, she had to create an interactive sims computer avatar game for us to meet with her for study sessions on sunday at 5 pm. oh wait, more than study sessions. she hosts beach parties and halloween parties that she announces in class. i had to create an avatar, so hit up Abby Nordenskoild whenever you join the second life. she wears a plaid skirt. recently, she had a hurricane hit the second life island in order for us to learn how to handle natural disasters. sorry, i haven't been on since i had to get my quiz grade by taking a snapshot by her class room. second life feels borderline illegal in all 50 states. just saying. i'm 99% sure she was late to class because she was so wiped out from partying so hard in her second life.

i still miss harold pan. every. single. day.

AH.

i am so sorry about it. it's been test week. life's been crazy out the ying yang. please excuse. a good post will come. i hope you are still alive. school makes time to sass difficult. who needs an education anyway?

ps - my chemistry test just raped me, thanks for asking.

babies.

i just want to take a moment to say that sorry i have been so boring. it is solely due to the fact that i have the newfound power to not fully embarrass myself in public. like, what? where did this come from? i mean, i'm not complaining, but le blog is le sacrificing. you win some, you lose some i guess.

1) where have yogurt covered pretzels been all my life? i feel like i'm having similar effects as to when you give cocaine to a baby. which i don't know the outcome. i'm a little scared for my life.

2) i've been sober of diet dr. pepper for exactly 9 months. i could have had a 23 flavor baby by now. sorry for the baby references.

3) i would give my left arm and my first born child for a diet dr. pepper right now.

4) who is lele and what did i do to have to buy her some new hair?

people these days.

le vom.

now that i am healed from the vom-bonic plague, i can post without believing toxic germs will camp out on my keyboard. also, now that i'm not sleeping 87% of my day.

to start off right, totally look alikes.

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i never knew whether to be completely blown away or completely uneasy when i saw animal shaped fried foods as a child. art or factory made "shrimp"?

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..that wasn't ellen page in legally blonde? so much for me winning scene it. i had my hopes high.

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if you're going to be on a channel with furry creepy noise making creatures, you might as well look like one too, right?

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down right wrong and hilarious. and pouty lip face overload. my nausea is coming back.

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as seen on tv AND totally look alike? it's like my blog in a picture. wall-e is a bonus.

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again with the food looking like mythical creatures.

sans rants.

since i am sass and rants all the time, i figured maybe i should take a break and include what i am actually up to lately. i am back at school at texas a&m, and buuuusy. hence the inconsistency of posting. which i am truly sorry about. no sass intended. ugh, okay this is boring. my life is boring sass and rant is back. we'll talk about other observations on campus. and other things that are in my brain that i can't flesh out into full blog posts.

1) what is up with just slapping a huge bow on the side of your head and calling it precious? like, no. my two and a half year old niece wears them and she dances that fine line of it being precious and outgrowing it. it's lame. you look dumb. it makes your head look tilted and heavy on one side.

2) don't wear rain boots when it's not raining. or when it's not even in the forecast. or when it's AUGUST in texas.

3) my kine 213 professor makes me want to wet my pants every class. he has about 7 hairs on his head and i'm tempted to pull one out for my voodoo doll. don't take that seriously. the second half of that, at least. i think i love him a little.

4) as seen on tv came up at dinner tonight. i was the most informed and could explain the most about each product that was brought up. touche, blog, touche.

5) what the FLOP is in meatloaf anyways? rhetorical. i just want you to sit on that for a while.

whaaaaat astv is BACK.

astv is back like victor garber. seriously, he is in 28% of the movies i watch ranging from the years of 1991 - 2010. he has aged none. titanic. legally blonde. if it's wrong to say he is attractive, i don't want to be right. i feel like that is borderline illegal in all fifty states. woooomp.

and WHAT?! imdb said he was in ONE episode of glee! this man is the new hitler. minus the violence and communism stuff. and the mustache. okay, now he's not like hitler at all. ugh. whatever.

why am i even talking about him again? anyways, AS SEEN ON TV! whatever, you know you have missed it.

wait, oh my gosh i need this. refer to the post regarding how someone opened and drank my coffee creamer. why didn't i think to buy this hamster cage with a security lock to hide my food in? ugh, billy mays' evil twin with an australian accent, you never let me down. put a real life bear in my kitchen and my food being taken would not be my main concern. who does this man think he is? suck on that, bearsicle.

why is removing lint just such a pain? sorry, i never realized it was. ps was the person in the brown blazer a girl or boy? i really question these commercials.

just like i'm not going to put a rotating blade to my hair like the flow-bee, i'm not going to put a rotating brush by my eye. you can roll it with your own finger. this isn't a problem. also, who smiles while putting on mascara? i know i look like a surprised baby troll doll when i apply mascara. which is about once a month.

or, just learn from this lady.

i'm all for ending on this high of a note.

fail friday.

let's get physical. i should find this man for my flexibility test in my kinesiology class.

fin. happy weekend.